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A few opinionated takes on various things

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JavaScript

I prefer minimal JavaScript touch-ups over bloated frameworks. Server-side rendered HTML does not have to mean a worse UX.

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Simplicity

Keep things as simple as possible for as long as possible.

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Microservices

What could have been a LEFT JOIN is now a thousand network calls.

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Technical debt

Companies rarely have the money to do it right, but somehow they always have the money to do it twice.

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Standards

If something is worth doing, it is worth doing well.

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Feature flags

Feature flags let you put code in production without letting users anywhere near it. A/B testing is a nice bonus.

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Adobe ColdFusion

Working with CF is like living in a communist country. Every day, you efficiently solve problems that don't exist elsewhere.

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Attention to detail

I do not trust developers who use grids or flex in CSS but ignore consistent item heights.

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HR is not your friend

HR is there to protect the company - not you.

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Localhost

β€œIt works on my machine” is like saying β€œThis parachute works perfectly in my backpack”.

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My top 3 cancers of IT

Microservices Β· Tailwind CSS Β· JavaScript frameworks